What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?