How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
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What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
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