I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?