Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What tea do footballers drink?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.