This candy bar is a real home run.

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What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?