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Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What words make the best athletes?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?