What sweet treat never panics?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?