Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is a whale's favorite sport?