Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

How do you get kids to do something?

What are the strongest days of the week?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?