What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Which cats have the best manners?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?