Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How do automobiles fly?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?