Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?