What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's E.T. short for?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How do you grill cheese?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?