What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

How do bears keep cool?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I broke my finger!