What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?