What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How was the wedding?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What did the confused bee say?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?