Why did the turkey join the band?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?