Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
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