Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
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