Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are stones so good at music?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
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