What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the chicken cross the net?