Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?