What do you call a pig's sore eye?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?