What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?