What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?