What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Families are like fudge.

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why was the math book sad in winter?