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What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What sports are both plant-based?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

How does a barber get to work?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What does Santa call Christmastime?