Why do hogs play so much football?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What animal knows kung fu?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What snacks always have the best tan?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.