Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

How do you make a cow float?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?