Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?