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He was a big dill.
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What nationality are most fish?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
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