Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Which animal will never go bald?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?