What bird is always sad?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What did you learn in school today, son?

My leaf blower doesn't work.