How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How did the toad die?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
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