How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
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