How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
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Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
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Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
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