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What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

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What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

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What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

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