How do you grill cheese?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What is the strongest animal?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?