Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What season begins with a thud?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?