What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What words make the best athletes?

What is the most faithful insect?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?