Why are basketball courts always wet?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Who are Frosty's parents?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?