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I'm not a bad putter.

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What do painters do when they make a mistake?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?