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What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What kind of music do planets like?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?