A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?