What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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