What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?