What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?