What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?