Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
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What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do you make a cow float?
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Why is a fish easy to weigh?
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Where do you take sick ponies?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why was the cow afraid?
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