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He was the wurst on his team.
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What is a mom's favorite game?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
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Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How do fireflies start a race?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
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