Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What kind of computers do horses use?