Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do little fish love to play with?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What horn never makes a sound?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why is winter considered holy?
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