Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
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