What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why do kids love theater classes?