Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What is another name for a cow?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?