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What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?