Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What fish only swims at night?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How do fleas travel?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?