Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?