Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?