Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
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