Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
Why is a computer so smart?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
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