Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do fish do at parades?

What did summer say to spring?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What's the loudest Christmas song?