Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What vehicle works the hardest?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?