What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

I'm not a bad putter.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?