What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you call an animal pop star?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?