Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?