Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?