What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

How do automobiles fly?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?