What's black and white and goes around and around?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What animal loves Indian food?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What is another term for the price of gas?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?