What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

When is Dad's bedtime?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What animal knows kung fu?