What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
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