Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why is the beach so confident?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?