Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What car always breaks the rules?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Where do actors go to pray?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?