Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?