Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the airplane get grounded?