How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why are baseball games at night?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What siblings are always sad?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?