Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call a pig thief?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?