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What did summer say to spring?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What are you studying in math?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?