What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?