Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What nationality are most fish?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where does cheese invest its money?
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