How do snowmen get information?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do golfers drink on the green?