What is sand's favorite movie?
Dune.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
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