What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?