What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
Where does food go to take a nap?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
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