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What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

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How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

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Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do Scottish toads play?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?