Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why do cows go to New York?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?