What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

This candy bar is a real home run.

How do hurricanes see?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?