What do Scottish toads play?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why do math teachers love March?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?