What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

How do bears keep cool?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What game does a rabbit always win?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?