When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Families are like fudge.

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?