Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?