What's red and smells like blue paint?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did summer say to spring?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the sardine call the submarine?