What do insects learn at school?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why are frogs always happy?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do jokesters study in college?