What do sheep say when they're in love?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the rug say to the floor?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?