What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What tree has the most bark?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?