What is a mouse's favorite game?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why are all priests fit?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you call the king of vegetables?