What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What math figure is also in the band?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?