What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?