Why do people always trip on September 22?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What is a table you can eat?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What is the best way to study the Bible?