Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Which president loved to take baths?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?