What do stars celebrate in December?
Winter solstice.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
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