What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

How much does freedom weigh?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?