Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What animal has the worst mood swings?