What tree is always ready for fall baking?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why do rhinos charge?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?