Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

When does a horse talk?

What do you call a cow with two legs?