What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Parcel-y.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where does laundry go to college?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What animal has the most fun?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
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