Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What makes music in your hair?

My friend David had his ID stolen.