Why did the barber win the race?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?