Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Where do surfers go to school?

How do you organize a space party?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?