Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Elementree school.
Which plant has the best roar?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What is the color of the wind?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
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