What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the salad say to its dad?
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