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What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What nationality are most fish?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

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