What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What's the saddest part of the week?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?