What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did March say to the madness?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where do mice leave their boats?

How do fleas travel?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?