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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?