Why don't ostriches fly ?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?