If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a peanut in space?