Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What does Santa order at the bar?

How much does freedom weigh?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?