Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
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