Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
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