Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
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What did the icy road say to the truck?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
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