Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are winter days great?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
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