Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

How do billboards talk?

Where is the coldest place to work?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?