What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Which animal will never go bald?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?