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Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What shape has a knighthood?