What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why was the broom late for school?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?