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What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How long do chickens work?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?