How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?