Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What animals make the best students?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?