What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which is the worst season?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Where do mermaids see movies?