What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What is the smallest lion?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?