Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
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