What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?