Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
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