What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?