Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is the opposite of coffee?
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