Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
They were heaven-sent.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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