Where do vampires keep their money?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?