My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Which is the worst season?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?