What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why was the spider so smart?

What tree has the most bark?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Which cats love to be petted?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?