To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What color are all the books in the library?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?