Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
They were heaven-sent.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
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What famous scientist will try anything?
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What color are all the books in the library?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
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