What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

I broke my finger!

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?